Newsletter July 2021

There are times when no matter how much planning you do somehow it will still go pearshaped, in this case I’m referring to the centenary celebrations. We had the bad news a couple of weeks ago regarding the Lawrence House Museum in that during heavy rainfall a large quantity of it came in through the roof of the museum and as is usual brought down a ceiling or two, whilst this is bad news for the club it is extremely disheartening for the museum in that it will not be opening this year. The repair bill will be into six figures and being closed during the Summer is a big loss in terms of revenue for the museum and as a tourist attraction for the many visitors to the town.

The museum had been whole heartedly in support for our centenary celebrations particularly in that we were planning a take over of one of its rooms to display a lot of club memorabilia including a vintage motorcycle, we have had special display boards designed to hang up showing different decades of the 101 years of the club’s heritage . Joe Caudle and Sandra Pollard have put in a huge amount of work to produce these boards, for which we are extremely grateful, the museum is hoping to possibly get use of one of the empty shops in the town so that they can create a “pop up” temporary museum so fingers crossed that we might get to see the finished results of the boards, in the meantime we are holding a display of trials vehicles (bikes and cars) in the town square on Saturday the 7th of August starting from around 11.00am to approximately 3.00pm so come along and show your support.

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Now over to our Club President Robin Moore

The Ramblings of RHTM.

Part 3 Of the Graham Paige Story.

I can’t help thinking that the editor and myself are rather like the cartoon characters, Tom and Gerry, me being Gerry of course. Occasionally Tom gets caught out and Gerry has a good laugh, but more often than not it’s me, (Gerry). When todays call came (3rd of July), “It’s that time again Robin”, I had to admit to John that I’d been caught out again, I hadn’t even given it a thought, let alone put pen to paper. So bang goes my weekend of rest and solitude, while he’s away enjoying himself with a bunch of Elevenseventytwoites,- It just ain’t fair.

Anyway back to the story of my Graham Paige. As mentioned previously XV4512 with its coachbuilt body was unique and something quite different of the standard offering of the Graham Brothers. But in all other respects it remained their basic 615 model, a 3 ¼ litre straight six sidevalve with their pressed steel Sedan bodies that would have been found swelling the ranks of the yellow cabs plying for hire on the streets of New York at the time.

For all that, there were a number of distinguishing and advanced features.  I mentioned the steering lock in part 2. I was told the engine was originally fitted with cast iron pistons, although at some time in its life these had been replaced with “Ali” pistons, without any loss of balance in the reciprocating parts. I mention this, for when Colin Vincent replaced cast iron for ali in the engine of his veteran Belsize, a vibration occurred as  the crankshaft counter balance weights were then cast out of sync.

Another novel  feature for its time was that the oil level in the sump could be checked at a glance when raising the bonnet, (the yanks call them hoods) as the engine was fitted an oil level indicator,- no dipstick. Cast into the offside crankcase/cylinder block was a narrow open channel enclosing a rod which contained a ball bearing, held captive at its top end, whilst a float was attached to the bottom of the rod floating on the oil in the sump, therefore rising and falling, with the ball bearing doing likewise in its captive housing. One could see at a glance the level in the sump,- no mess, no wiping a dipstick for an accurate reading,- a novel feature sure enough.

The engine was fed by a single updraught Schebler carburettor, and the electrics , if memory serves me right , by the North East Lighting Co, and were a 6 volt system. Brakes were hydraulic by Lockheed with external contracting shoes working on 14 inch drums, and the wheels had detachable rims carrying 500 x 19 tyres . The 4 speed gearbox was a little unusual , in that it was really a 3 speed with a reserve bottom gear, which to engage, one had to lift a catch just below the gear lever knob should this gear be required for any steep gradient restart. I never had to use this cog, (useful on Sims Robin, Ed) the box was a 3 speed for all intents and purposes, as this old Graham like most of the larger engine cars of the vintage  period, had tremendous torque, and there wasn’t really much need for gearchanging. In the old favourites class at Camel Vale’s standing start ¼  mile it was basically 3rd and top gear only.

The other unusual feature were the shock absorbers, whilst  the suspension consisted of the normal leaf springs all round but these were dampened mechanically . This shock absorber consisted of a strong flat coil spring contained in a circular housing and linked to brackets on the leaf spring by a heavy duty strap of webbing. I had never come across this type of damper before, but I must say , it seemed to work pretty well.

To be continued RHTM.

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For Sale  Ford 109E (Anglia 1200 ? ) engine and gearbox . Both items are in need of a strip down and check over. Would otherwise be useful for parts. The engine is missing its rocker cover and a few other bits, but includes clutch and flywheel. Gearbox looks complete except for gearstick. £75.00 buys the lot, collect from J.T. 07971 249783. These items are no longer found in scrapyards and considerably cheaper than on that well known auction site.

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Forthcoming Events
11th of July. Motor Traders Trial at Waterloo Farm by kind permission of the Werring family, reg’s are on the website, get in quick or you will miss it. If it isn’t immediately obvious on the website click on the “more news” button.

25th of July. Spry Sporting Trial to be held at Ashley Farm by kind permission of Paul Webber, reg’s on the website.

Marshals are needed for both events so do please volunteer.

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The rechargeable torch found on section at the Lanson Trial has still not been claimed,  email the Ed to claim.

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There will be the much awaited AGM followed by a committee meeting on Thursday the 12th August  at Tresmeer Village Hall, everyone welcome, come and have a chat even if you don’t want to be on the committee.

Midlands Motor Club Heritage Trial held near Crewkerne 4th July 2021

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The Heritage Trial at Crewkerne last weekend was a very enjoyable event, the weather was mostly kind to us although it did decide early afternoon that it was time for us to go home, so gave us a gentle soaking just to encourage us to abandon camp. For sidevalve fans it was great to see 18 Dellows assembled , although I didn’t take part in the actual trial I took the car along as a chance to pose. There was also 4 big Allards there along with a few specials making it an entry of 40. Full credit to the organisers who had everything under control, all competitors and marshals were required to wear face masks as per MSUK recommendations, even the free cakes that Hilary of the Dellow register made were all individually wrapped (full covid compliance).

The site itself was perfect for this type of event, it was easy to view what was going on without needing to walk miles, the sections were non damaging meaning people who were not normally likely to trial their much loved vehicle were able to have a go. An extra bonus for Vivien and I was that our dog Thorn was on best behaviour and didn’t destroy anyone’s tent or awning, I’m sure he’ll make up for it though. Hopefully the event will run again next year and I will have the Dellow suitably “run in” and be able to compete.

The following picture is one which I had in my small collection of Dellow memorabilia,  taken from a newspaper, possibly the Plymouth Western Evening Herald  around 1972, certainly no later than 1973 showing Roger Brewer of Camel Vale M.C. in action. Having shown this picture to a couple of people in the register it turns out that it’s something of a missing car, the earliest history the register had was around 1975 when it belonged to David Wigley, it then went through a succession of owners in the Yeovil area with Stephen Hiscox owning it from 1993-95, it then completely dropped off the radar.

If anyone knows anything of this car or its whereabouts I would really like to hear from them, the DVLA have no record of it since 1993/4 but it was registered as being blue in colour, the register even knows its chassis number, but not its whereabouts.         

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Tailpiece

Don’t trust the vehicles in your garage, they communicate to each other, it’s well documented the trials and tribulations that my Dellow has given me during the time of ownership with it. Recently it appears to be behaving itself, little did I know it would pass on its mischievous ways to one of my scooters I have been rebuilding. Just like the Dellow this bike has had its engine, removed, stripped, rebuilt and refitted back into its frame more times than I dare to admit, and still it goes on. I have come to the conclusion all vehicles should be kept on their own in isolation to stop this happening,  you have been warned !!

All for this month.   J.T.

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Spry Trial 2021 Regs and Entry Form

The regulations and entry form for The Spry Trophy Trial 2021 are now available to download below.

Spry Trial 2021 Regs (1477 downloads) Spry Trial 2021 Entry Form (1422 downloads)

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We won’t be making use of the online entry system for this event as it normally has low entry numbers.

The trial will take place on Sunday 25th of July at Ashley Farm, Lifton (MR201/395842) by kind permission of Paul Webber.

Entries Close on 18th July 2021.

Motor Traders 2021 Regs and Entry Form

The regulations for the Motor Traders Car Trial 2021 are now available to download below. Please use the online entry section of the website to submit your entry. We aren’t accepting paper entries for this event.

We will need marshalls for this event. If you would like to marshall then please submit a signing on form by following this link.

Motor Traders 2021 Regs (1382 downloads)

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The trial will take place on Sunday 11th July 2021 by kind permission of John Werren and family at Waterloo Farm, North Petherwin, Nr. Launceston, PL15 8LL (MR 190/285880).

Entries Close on Wednesday the 7th of July 2021.

Newsletter June 2021

I’ve been caught out, Robin sent in his ramblings on time so no excuses I have to knuckle down and get this month’s offering done. The club’s Launceston Trial was just over a week ago, with thanks to Nigel, Simon, Pete and the team, not only for a great day out but also for organising the weather, it was lovely. The rain a few days before the event got the sections in prime condition, on the day it was just what we wanted, sun, and a lovely laid back atmosphere. The new regulations for car competitors to sign on electronically and the same for MSUK marshals meant that on the day it was merely getting the marshals to sign on for the bikes and for the motorcycle competitors to sign on, much easier.

Although there were 13 non starters we still had 50 competitors battling it out on the day, The Fulford cup was won by Ryan Tonkin, the Cycle Bowl went to Richard Maddern. What was very interesting is that Roger Ashby’s sidevalve powered Coates Opthera came a close 2nd to Ryan, good to see a classic old style special in the mix for the points. To say that this event appealed to all ages is almost an under statement, with the youngest competitor being 11 years old and the eldest in his mid 80’s you could say there was something for everyone. The day ended on time and by around 5.00pm all the organising crew were exiting the woods allowing the tame Ferret to once again roam in peace.

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So now it’s over to our club President Robin Moore. The Ramblings of RHTM. Part 2 of the Graham Paige story.

And so it was, on a dry but overcast day a few weeks later, I left Trefrew to collect the Graham Paige from Somerset. I walked the mile to Camelford station to catch the first up-train of the day at 9.10 travelling the Southern line to Yeovil junction, where I picked up the short link to Yeovil Pen Mill, and so to reach the GWR line to Castle Cary. All this journey hauled by steam locomotives, apart from the link which was diesel.

Mr Norris was there to meet me when I arrived at Castle Cary, with the Graham Paige standing outside awaiting its new owner. Mr Norris drove the short distance to Castle Cary explaining one or two things that I needed to be aware of. I was surprised to discover this 1928 motorcar had a steering lock activated manually by key , and fitted on the inner side of the steering column near to the dashboard. Instructions and advice was minimal and soon dealt with , and I immediately set off to drive the 115 miles back to Cornwall with confidence, more faith than sense comes to mind, but youth knows no bounds. Surprisingly I had no problem, and trepidation turned to confidence. On reaching Honiton I stopped in the High Street for refreshment at a café.

Having satisfied the inner man I came out to find a gentleman waiting by my car, patiently waiting for the owner to appear. It was my first acquaintance with Colin Shears, who was later to assemble the large collection of commercial passenger transport vehicles homed at the old wartime airfield at Winkleigh, and subsequently the mecca for enthusiasts on the annual open days weekend.

“Mr Shears ,- did I wish to sell my motorcar, adding that he would very much like to buy it”. “ Mr Moore, thinking there’s nothing wrong with a quick profit, and the time to sell is when someone wishes to buy, I replied thanking him for his interest, and no, I didn’t wish to sell,- I’ve only just bought the car, and haven’t reached home yet.” I suppose it’s not every day that one would find a Graham Paige parked in Honiton High St. I eventually reached home safely, and the old girl never missing a beat.

Now those of you who are connoisseurs in the old car movement, will have already noted from the picture of XV 4512 in last month’s newsletter, that this car was not of the standard offering of Graham Paige Motors Ltd, of Brixton Rd, London SW9 1929-1931 . These American automobiles would normally have the standard pressed steel saloon bodies, whereas XV has Mulliner Weymans coachwork, (Not to be confused with HJ Mulliner). The Mulliner Weyman firm patented the use of graphited linen placed between the wooden joints of the coachwork to eliminate squeaks which often became a problem over a period of time. I only discovered at a later date that a chassis had been supplied to Mulliner for them to showcase the work, and the car that I had purchased had been exhibited on their stand at the 1928 London (Olympia) Motor Show as an example of what could be offered by this renowned firm.

The fabric covered coachbuilt body was finished inside with a top quality leather hide throughout, with the front bucket seats able to be adjusted to recline by straps with buckles fitted, each side of the base. This early type of reclining seat was to be found on other prestige coachwork of the period. The large squab of the rear seat was generously filled with best “down” feathers.

I later, had the good fortune to meet a gentleman named Bill Vaux and his father. These two gents resided in Ilchester in a large house with a motor house attached in which their cherished giant chain driven cars resided, yes, there were two housed there , and both in pristine condition. We had made arrangements to visit, and Marjorie and I were invited in and found ourselves in a large room where Mr Vaux senior was seated by a very large circular table on which was displayed a fabulous collection of antique paper weights and other small collectables of great value. My wife spied a small glass with a handle on it and intrigued as to what it was. Mr Vaux told her that it was a custard glass.

When I originally discovered the Graham Paige, Mr Norris had told me that the car had been purchased new by the late Dr Flowers a Somerset GP, and from whom Mr Norris had purchased when the doctor replaced it with another car, Mr Norris using the Graham as a hackney carriage until replaced by the Austins. It was on meeting Bill Vaux which later led to us meeting at his Ilchester home, that I was able to meet Dr Flowers widow, for Bill Vaux was a personal friend and able to introduce me to the lady.

Mrs Flowers lived with a companion in a house at East Coker, and Marjorie and I were able to visit her subsequent to our meeting the Vaux’s at Ilchester.I remember as a very charming lady who was very interested to learn about our acquisition of her late husband’s old car. She (Mrs Flowers) was still driving herself, her car being a P3 post war Rover 12. I return to Ilchester and our meeting with Bill Vaux and his father. As we prepared to leave after having had a lengthy conversation of mutual interest, Mr Vaux senior rose from his chair, picked up the custard glass and turned to my dear wife Marjorie, and said, “I would like you to have this my dear”,- I’m sure readers can imagine the rest, but I can tell you, this gift was very much treasured and became, Marjorie’s sherry glass for the rest of her life on God’s Good Earth. RHTM To be continued.

Future Events

11th of July is the Motor Traders Trial, a single venue event for cars to be held at Waterloo Farm, North Petherwin by kind permission of the Werring family, reg’s should soon be on the website.

25th of July is the date set for the Spry Sporting Trial, venue to be confirmed.

Marshals will be needed for both events please, to sign on as a marshal go to the club website and click “event entry” and it will follow through .
Now that we are nearing getting back to hopefully having face to face meetings we are endeavouring to organise the club AGM, once we have the green light and a venue booked it will be announced.

The Centenary planning is coming along well, we have the town square booked for a static display and most of the display boards for the Lawrence House Museum are now completed, all in all it should be a good un, once all is finalised we will be making a full announcement.
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Found on section 2 at the Launceston Trial, a rechargeable LED torch, slightly muddy but still appears to work.(Only driven over a few times) If you have lost it get in touch with the Ed and we will somehow get it back to you.
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The garage is fairly quiet at the moment with just a bit of two wheel fettling, the Dellow is getting the occasional run out to gradually run it in and at the time of writing it’s probably the best it’s been for some time, mustn’t get too confident though , it has a habit of biting you just when you drop your guard. I have been keeping my eye on the Dellow page on facebook where there are a couple of absolutely beautiful restorations taking place, when these cars hit the road they will probable look better than when they originally left Dellow Motors, I think it’s the grandad’s shovel approach.

All for this month J.T. contributions to billjan299@gmail.com

Northgate Trial 2021 Results

We are pleased to announce that the results for the Northgate Trial 2021 are now available to download from this website. Please click on the link below to view or download them.

Congratulations to John Fack who won the Northgate Trophy also congrats to Darren Underwood and John Firth who both won Class Awards.

Launceston and North Cornwall Motor Club would like to thank all competitors and marshalls for making it a great day.

Northgate Trial 2021 Results (1274 downloads)

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The Launceston Trial 2021 Entry Is Still Open

The regulations and entry forms for the Launceston Trial 2021 are now available to download below.

Launceston Trial 2020 Motorcycle Regs (2198 downloads) Launceston Trial 2021 Car Regs (2028 downloads)



As with last year, the online entry system is available for this event and can be accessed here www.lncmc.co.uk/online-entry/. Due to Covid 19 restrictions, we can’t accept postal entries for this event.

This single venue classic trial for both motorcycles and cars is held in Lew & Eastcott Woods, Near Lewdown (approx. 10 miles from Launceston), and will take place on Sunday the 30th of May.

Launceston Trial 2021 Regs and Online Entry

The regulations and entry forms for the Launceston Trial 2021 are now available to download below.

Launceston Trial 2020 Motorcycle Regs (2198 downloads) Launceston Trial 2021 Car Regs (2028 downloads)



As with last year, the online entry system is available for this event and can be accessed here www.lncmc.co.uk/online-entry/. Due to Covid 19 restrictions, we can’t accept postal entries for this event.

This single venue classic trial for both motorcycles and cars is held in Lew & Eastcott Woods, Near Lewdown (approx. 10 miles from Launceston), and will take place on Sunday the 30th of May.

Northgate Trial 2021 Regs and Entry Form

We’re pleased to announce the return of our events after a year-long hiatus due to a certain virus that you may or may not have heard of.

The first event we’re putting on is the Northgate Trial 2021. The Trial will take place on Saturday 8th May at Ashley Farm, Lifton (MR201/395842) by kind permission of Paul Webber.

The Regs and Entry form for the event are available to download below.

Northgate Trial 2021 Regs (1412 downloads) Northgate Trial 2021 Entry Form (1362 downloads)

Newsletter December 2020

 Yes we are well into December and only just getting this newsletter out to you, apologies but I felt I ought to wait until the committee had a Zoom meeting so as I could report all the exciting news to you. First, there is a change in the position of Chairman, Pete Cooper has done sterling work over the years to keep the club active where possible, but the last nine months as we all know has been a bit of a test for everyone. Unlike a lot of people Pete has been working all through the two lockdowns meaning he has had little time for things outside of work and has therefore decided to stand down as chair of the Club. We are all appreciative of the efforts he (and Jan) have put in over the years, he will still be an active member of the committee.

This left our club without a chairman so a metaphoric box of straws was passed around containing one short straw, yes I managed to pull the short one so I am now Acting Chairman as well as newsletter gatherer/editor. Those of you with long memories will remember I used to do this job many years ago and to be honest I was not expecting to be doing it again, but hey ho, as I have absolutely nothing else to do why not. I did say I would only do it as a temporary stop gap but I’m not convinced anyone was listening at that point.

Amongst the items discussed at committee was the topic of the Launceston Trial, it was decided we should do our utmost to run the event, the date of March the 7th is set for it, at the usual venue of Lew Woods, obviously this is on the grounds that the Covid pandemic eases and that Mr Newman is happy for us to use his land. Entries for it will be online and all paperwork is kept to the absolute minimum, Darren Ruby has volunteered to act as Covid officer, fingers crossed for a good event.

The centenary celebration is still very much on the cards, in addition to a display in the Launceston Museum we are planning to take over the square on Saturday the 7th of August for a display of bikes and cars, we are also looking at getting a book published on the history of the club, we have a large amount of memorabilia, photographs etc. which will definitely prove interesting.

I have to remind everyone that it’s that time of year when your subs are due , online payments are preferred via the website but if you are unable to do this a cheque for £10 handed to any of the committee members will find its way to the treasurer whereupon a new membership card will be issued.
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It’s now time to hand you over to our club President Robin Moore. Although I do have a correction to make concerning last months article. First paragraph line 7 should read Harry Lauder’s recording, not Lander.

Alvis and the other lady in my life part 7

The focal point the next day was Stoneleigh in Warwickshire close to the home of Alvis in Coventry, where everyone was brought together prior to going to the final venue at the Alvis Works. Stoneleigh was later to become the National Agricultural Centre and home to the Royal Show. Close by was the Massey Ferguson Training and Development Centre which provided the ideal location and required space to assemble the largest gathering of Alvis cars ever, for by this time we were over 400 strong. In addition there was an area close to the “Rally Field” where the works had laid out a demonstration of some of the armoured fighting vehicles, Saracen and the Saladin.

The weather continued to hold good, as it had been throughout the tour, and this was a bonus for everyone as they made sure their steeds were looking their best for the grand cavalcade under police escort when we departed for the short journey to the Alvis premises in Holyhead Road in Coventry. Here once again the vast car park was able to accommodate all the cars. We were ushered into the large works canteen and given a warm welcome as we enjoyed the afternoon tea provided for us. Lovely individual fancy cakes topped with fondant icing and with the Alvis triangle in red.

It was with mixed emotions that we came to the end of this once in a lifetime event. On a “high” that we had been part of this great experience, but tinged with slight morose that it was all over and could not, and would not ever be repeated. As a dear friend often reminded me –“Everything Comes to Go”. We had made many new friendships that remained with us always, although over the last 50 years numbers have inevitably reduced. Those of us that are left are “Playing in extra time”

However, it was also inevitable that reunions would be held so we could all meet up again to celebrate this major event in Alvis history. And so it was, that for a number of years following whilst the memories remained strong and advancing years took their toll we got together annually. I will recall some of the highlights of these reunions in the final part of my Alvis story next month.

RHTM to be continued

The Inside Line Book Review by Richard Simpson

When two-strokes ruled the earth…….

It could be argued that there has never been a tougher sport than 500cc world championship motocross racing. And there certainly has never been a tougher motorsport than 500cc world championship motocross racing.

Unlike most motorsports, it was one where you could not buy your way to success: every rider was there on merit. And unlike virtually every other sport you can think of, each round consisted of almost 45 minutes of maximum physical and mental exertion, followed by a brief period in which machine and rider had to be repaired and readied, before the whole process was repeated with another race just as long, and even tougher given the track would now be rutted out of all recognition, than the first. Relax, even for a moment, physically or mentally, and you would be overtaken, or fall, or both.

Just how tough?

Like riding a bucking bronco, while other competitors throw rocks at you.

No F1-style starting grid, just 40 riders all lined up in a row, and all aiming at the narrow inside line of the first corner 200 metres away. Fail to be first to arrive there and the rear wheels of every machine in front will be firing dirt and rocks at you until you can pass it.
And The Inside Line is former racer Rob Andrews’ new book, which details what it was like behind the handlebars of a 500cc two-stroke monster motocross bike, with a 60 + bhp engine, a foot of suspension travel at each end and an all-up weight of just 220 lb or so. For the record, that makes it lighter and far more powerful than any of today’s motocross machines, and the races themselves were substantially longer and on far tougher tracks than today’s.

Andrews admits that he was never the best of the world championship’s riders, but, as one of the most dedicated, he raced against the best, including a second-place finish in a field containing seven past and present world champions.

He was beset by a variety of problems including the inevitable mechanical failures, manufacturer team ‘politics’, and a bizarre and horrendous injury sustained when he came off second-best in an argument with a plate-glass window in the Tewkesbury branch of Tesco!

Andrews writes vividly of both the raw excitement of the races and the contrasting hard grind of training, travel and machine preparation that it took to get there, all unfiltered by any ghost writer. The days of the ‘wild men’ of motocross were over by the time he reached the top, so sex and drugs and rock & roll are in short supply (although he hints that his first child may have been conceived on honeymoon in the parking lot of a suspension factory in Holland), but the gut-wrenching thrills of the greatest circuit of all: The Citadel, Namur, Belgium; are described in graphic detail.

Injuries and bad luck combined against Andrews, but ultimately the entire sport was doomed. At anything less than the highest professional levels, the average rider would go faster on a cheaper and less-powerful 250 cc machine than a 500. Anyone good enough to ride a 500 faster than they could a 250 would also be good enough to command a sponsorship deal, so in the end there was no-one prepared to hand over their own cash for a 500, and the class went the way of the dinosaurs. From the top of the mountain, the only way forward is downhill.

However, Andrews’ lucid prose and a wealth of spectacular contemporary photography combine to take the reader back to a never-to-be-forgotten, or repeated, era, when dinosaurs, in the form of 500cc two-stroke bikes, really did rule the earth, or at least the track.
You won’t find The Inside Line in bookshops or on Amazon, but you can order it direct from https://theinsidelinebook.com/products/the-inside-line-racing-the-500cc-world-motocross-championship

At £40, it’s not cheap, but I’d defy anyone to name a better sports biography.
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Ignominious Rescue !!


It’s amazing how the simplest of ideas can all of a sudden turn badly wrong. Last Monday was a beautiful frosty day so I thought what better day to take the Dellow for a spin, after all it needs to get miles on the clock to get it run in. I had an early lunch and set off into town to do a quick bit of shopping, then headed out of town on the road in the direction of Bude, the car was sounding lovely as we climbed the hill from Yeolmbridge , as I entered Ladycross approaching the school there was an extremely loud bang from the back of the car followed by the rear wheels completely locking up, sending the car into a full 360,then 180 spin coming to a halt in the middle of the road straddling the white line facing the direction I had just come from.

For a moment I was in a bit of a daze trying to comprehend what had happened and at the same time being grateful that the car hadn’t turned over or hit someone coming in the opposite direction. I’m now sat there holding up two rows of traffic, I get out, but the car will not move, it’s all a bit surreal, first try to direct traffic, then in the lull try to push the car but it refuses to move. After a few minutes a couple of guys stop their cars and come to offer assistance, between the three of us we spend the next ten minutes slowly pushing/dragging a reluctant Dellow, if it were a donkey a carrot would have worked miracles, eventually it is moved to the side of the road, I’m now hoping no one drives into it. I thank the two good Samaritans and they trundle off. Club Sec and stalwart Andy Prosser lives some 400 yards back the road so it’s on the phone to him, he’s in town but says “I’ll be there in ten” and he is, farmer Julian is just around the corner so Andy commandeers him and his tractor to get the road cleared (hence photo) which is done by lifting the back end of the car and taking it to his yard. Fortunately Andy also has a trailer in his drive so the car is loaded onto it and taken back to my place where it is now undergoing axle surgery.

In a nutshell the whole diff/planet gears and pin shattered, and no it wasn’t low on oil, it’s all a bit of a mystery, but as Andy says “it’s nothing that can’t be fixed if you throw enough money at it” . As they say you never know what’s around the corner ! As you have probably guessed I am very grateful to those who assisted me, in particular Andy, always the man who can!

Before I sign off I would just like to say get well soon to Alan Merton who is having a bit of NHS TLC at the moment.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy New Year, let’s all hope it’s a better one than 2020.

All for this month.
J.T. Please feel free to send your contributions billjan299@gmail.com

Newsletter October 2020

We have a bit of a bumper edition for you this month, reading time could be extended to five minutes instead of the usual two although as I’m a slow reader I could easily extend it to ten. There seems to be a two steps forward and three back approach to our pastime, last month I mentioned possible light at the end of the tunnel, this turned out to be a pool of water giving reflection to the torch. Don’t get me wrong there are a few things happening in motorsport which are of a positive nature but generally speaking it’s not getting any easier. Perhaps we should all be looking at it as a chance to get that vehicle properly ready for an event as opposed to in some cases treating the event as a “work in progress”
 
Our Chairman Pete Cooper has been busy so I will now hand you over to him……..
……….I hope that everybody is keeping safe and well. Just had reports that there are some cases of Covid-19 in the Launceston area today.
 
It does seem that this Covid – 19 has put a stop to almost all events. I have attended two hill climbs at Wiscombe Park for Torbay Motor Club. It’s very strange not to have any public. The rules were very strict, only two persons at each point. These two events were run before the face mask requirements. The events were very well supported by competitors which was surprising as the cost of entry with less than 4 minutes on the hill had been raised to help pay for all the additional paperwork that was required.
 
A couple of weeks ago I attended an Autocross at Kilmington for Torbay Motor Club which was run on the new face mask regulations. The two day event was excellent and well supported by the competitors. The only problem was the dust. By lunch time they reduced it only two cars on the track as we could not see the cars at the finish line. Even with only two cars on the track with the speed of the specials they were catching up their own dust.
With the dust it was a good excuse for a few beers in the evening to wash it down.
 
The Sunday morning began with plenty of sunshine but a very sharp frost on the ground. The Clerk of the Course, Nick Fielding, and the Motorsport Steward decided to move the track at the Finish and one other corner. This did help for a
 
short while as only two cars were on the track at any one time. The dust soon appeared and with a light wind did not disperse very quickly. The Doctor took pity on me as I was on the Finish Flag. She said that I kept disappearing the in the dust cloud. She then presented me with a special NHS face mask, much better.
 
Torbay Motor Club have the last Autocross of the season on the 17th/ 18th October. This time it will be the mud I expect with the present weather conditions.
 
A few clubs have run limited trials on a single venue basis, with only cars. The single venues have given rise to driver only competitor’s which may be helping the entries.
 
All the classic trials have been cancelled. The MCC Exeter Trial is running but through the night only to deter the public!!!!!
 
I think that we must be looking to run the Launceston Trial in March. As it is a single venue then we should not have problems as long as we can get marshals all signed on electronically well before the event. We will have time to prepare all the other paperwork. I am against the trail becoming a Classic as this would lower the standards of the true Classic. I would look at the idea that if ACTC setup a single venue Classic Trials Championship, just a subject to think about?
We will have to look at all our other events later in the year. May be we could run some evening trials in 2021 especially sporting trials, say four hills run 5 times.
 
I am afraid that our sport like all other events will be still under the control of the Government for 2021 and we can only be guided by them as to how we run our events. Let’s hope we can make 2021 better for sport.
 
As I am involved with Agricultural Shows things are not looking good for these events. Already two big events have been cancelled one in September 2021 as they are afraid that they may have to cancel at the last moment with very high outlays.
 
We have managed to take a five day holiday in the New Forest. Whilst we were there the big boat show at Southampton was cancelled by the council the night before it was due to open. The cost to Princess Yachts was millions. Such a shame as it stopped me buying a new cabin cruiser for my retirement.
A large fairground was also stopped just prior to opening. I think these cancellations will continue at least into the first part 2021.
 
I have been out with Phil Tucker MCC today looking at Hills as they are preparing to run a three day event on the last week of June to celebrate 120 years on the MCC. We may have four hills in our area. When more details become available I will let you know.
Please all keep safe and well.
Pete Cooper Chairman
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Our Richard Simpson has kindly done an article for the newsletter and I would like to congratulate him and better half Kate on recently tying the knot , and although it wasn’t their intention getting married with only six in total certainly keeps the costs down.
 
Triking
I was a works rider once.
 
Yes, just the once. And, actually, more of a passenger than a rider. But none-the-less, I took part in a motorsport event in a vehicle entered by the company which made it. And I was paid.

It was early in 1987, and as staff writer on Classic Bike magazine, one of my duties was to pick up the phone when it rang. You could never be sure what you were going to get on the other end: calls ranged from a guy wanting you to talk him through resetting the valve-timing on a BSA M20, to a very drunk New Zealander who launched into a racist tirade because we were carrying advertising from Kawasaki. How could we, after what ‘The Japs’ had done in WWII?

We had some fun with that one, passing him around the office from extension to extension to ‘escalate his complaint to the highest level’ (same people putting on progressively posher voices until he thought he was speaking to the managing director). His phone bill must have been enormous!
 
This time, the caller introduced himself as “Tony Divey” and asked if anyone would be interested in passengering a Triking in the Lands End Trial that Easter.
 
I knew what a Triking was. Almost 10 years previously I’d been working at Moto Guzzi dealer Three Cross Motorcycles when a customer came in brandishing a copy of Motorcycle Mechanics, featuring an article on what looked like a replica of a Morgan three-wheeler, but with the driveline from a Moto Guzzi Le Mans. This was the first prototype Triking.

He thought it would be great because he could drive it wearing a WWII flying helmet…but to be honest I thought it was a bit of a waste of a good motorcycle. I assured him that, if he got one, we could help him with parts and servicing, but I don’t think that he ever did.
 
The Guzzi connection was enough to make Tony’s invitation attractive for me though. Tony invited me over to the Triking works in rural Norfolk to familiarise myself with the product the next weekend.
 
What a man he was; an impatient visionary. What was important was very important, and anything else was an irritating detail.
 
Before inventing the Triking (designing doesn’t really seem to be an adequate verb) he had worked for Colin Chapman at Lotus. He described Chapman as “Very annoying, because he could always do anything better than anyone else,” which I realised was a compliment of the highest order in Tony’s rather unusual world view.
 
I was introduced to the mount we would use in the trial: registration CNG415T, which rang a bell. Yes, this was the original Triking as featured in Motorcycle Mechanics. But little was left of the original vehicle. The 850 Le Mans engine was replaced with one from a 1000cc Spada, and the Guzzi gearbox had been ditched in favour of a five-speed unit from a Toyota car, which had wider ratios and the convenience of a reverse. Undergoing trial in the Trial would be some lightweight front mudguards and Hagon shock-absorbers.
 
Tony asked for my help in checking speed calibration. In vain, I pointed out that the speedo on my personal Moto Morini 500 wasn’t renowned for its accuracy, but I soon ascertained that what was really being checked was my courage. Self-styled “middle-aged hooligan” Tony took off in the Triking down Norfolk roads that he knew well and I knew not at all. My Morini was not a powerful bike, but handled exceptionally well for a motorcycle of its time. I was scraping footrests through bends as Tony kept up to what he estimated was 60 mph. I began to realise that, just maybe, the Triking wasn’t a complete waste of a good engine.
 
That induction over, Tony then let me loosen my own in a customer’s vehicle. It was a hilarious experience which must have been about as close as you could get to piloting a First World War fighter plane without leaving the ground. The hilarity came to an abrupt end when the clutch went soggy. Investigation revealed that correct clutch cable adjustment was one of Tony’s irritating details. There was so much free-play on the thing that the nipple had fallen out of the pedal. Putting it back involved a roadside head-first dive into the narrow confines of the Triking’s footwell.
 
Returning to the ‘factory’ in Marlingford, I agreed to meet Tony at what seemed to be a suspiciously early time on Good Friday morning. We are due to start from an airfield near Basingstoke at 10 pm. Surely, it won’t take us all day to get there?
 
It will, in Tony time. First, we stop at Snetterton race circuit to have a coffee with his girlfriend…if I recall correctly, her family actually owned the circuit! Then, Tony revealed, we needed to visit a customer in Surrey who was having problems with his Triking before making our way to the start.
 
Getting there involved a character-testing drive on the M25. Tony maintained that the best way to avoid being stopped for speeding was to keep in the nearside lane until the last minute, then swerve out and back in again. Oh, what fun, with what seemed to be an endless succession of 22.5 inch truck wheels whistling past my left ear.

Eventually, we arrived at a splendid property in the heart of the stockbroker belt, to a friendly greeting from the Triking owner and his wife. We attended to a minor issue with the Guzzi engine (my Three Cross Motorcycles experience coming in handy), and prior to departure the stockbroker gent took me to one side and said: “You know, Tony really is a lovely chap but he really shouldn’t be allowed to sell anything to anyone.”
Indeed.
 
Conscious that time was passing and daylight fading, we press on for the start. Darkness falls. The Triking has close-mounted Cibe Oscar headlamps which cast a searing light down the M3. It also has a new, slight misfire, which rapidly develops via some coughing and banging, into an engine stop.
I look at Tony.
“We’ve run out of petrol,” he says. “I didn’t bother to connect the fuel gauge,” he adds.
Obviously an irritating detail.
I’m speechless
“Not to worry” he adds. “There’s a tin of petrol behind your seat.”
Indeed there is. It’s a tin that once held a whole litre of brake fluid. It gets us as far as the next exit where we just make it onto the hard shoulder. What happens next is one of those bizarre incidents that happen on the road at night. A convoy of big black Mercedes cars come flying down the off ramp, stop amid much screeching and shouting at the roundabout at its foot, then reverse back onto the motorway. I notice they have CD diplomatic plates. Weird!
 
All this is very interesting, but won’t get us to the start. I can see the yellow light of a Shell station in the far distance, so clamber down the embankment and start running towards it, clutching the petrol tin.
 
A car pulls up beside me and a Glaswegian voice asks “Are ye OK there, son?”
Inside the car are three of the toughest looking blokes I’ve ever seen, all bare muscled arms, tattoos and lived-in faces.
 
Gangster hit men? No, paratroopers, and bless them, they drop me off at the petrol station, where I squeeze 48p worth of four-star into Tony’s tin and run back to the Triking. One lung-bursting ascent of the embankment later, and we’ve got just enough fuel to get us to the Shell station, where we fill up and head of for the start point.
 
By now we are rather more than fashionably late, rush through scrutineering, and Tony tells me that we are not just competitors, but he is also a travelling marshal.
This means that we are the last ‘motorcycle’ away (the Triking is a motorcycle as it has fewer than four wheels), and we have to try to shepherd any waifs and strays from the two and three-wheel entry that we may encounter during the drive. We are also both knackered and already short of sleep.
 
The actual event has been mostly obscured from my memory. Lack of sleep does that to you! It runs through the night, taking competitors across Wiltshire, Somerset, Devon and Cornwall before ending not at Lands End, but in a tacky resort in Penzance on Easter Saturday, taking in a number of observed sections along the way, the earliest of which are done at night. Snapshots remain in my memory: passing Stonehenge by moonlight, helping a sidecar crew with a puncture by the light of a phone box, a giant sheep on a wet Exmoor road (a hallucination, I think), and being launched from the passenger compartment of the Triking when Tony simultaneously advised me to shift my handholds and dropped the clutch at 6000 rpm during a restart test on the first section.
 
A rutted track revealed two serious deficiencies in the Triking as a cross-country vehicle. One is a lack of ground clearance and the other is that for all Tony’s efforts with the steering, the back wheel will inevitably fall into one rut or another and stop the trike in its tracks. Fuelled by the desperation of the situation I dismount and find the strength to lift the back of the 780 lb Triking and its inventor up by the exhaust-pipes, like a giant wheelbarrow. I can only push so it far though, and we end up extricating it by both dismounting and turning the front wheels by hand!
 
Daylight made things a little easier, but dawn coincided with the notorious one-in-three incline Beggars Roost section, where a constant stream of pea-gravel rolling under the rear Avon Mudplugger motorcycle trials tyre created a traction-free zone for the compulsory restart.
As the morning progressed, we had a front-wheel puncture which put us out of time for a trophy, but we were actually cleaning sections without mishap. Our greatest triumph was Blue Hills Mine, a path up a Cornish cliff, which is so tough that a winch is installed at the top to drag failed competitors up and out of the way. And that was the final section of the trial, conquered in fine style with the cheers of a crowd echoing in our ears.
 
With that moment of unearned glory, my career as a works rider was at an end. We made our way to the finish, signed off, and…
 
What then followed was another ordeal. Prebooking somewhere to stay in Cornwall on the Easter holiday had been another one of Tony’s irritating details. There was no room at the inn, not the Jamacia Inn, or any other inn. We headed off for my parent’s place in Dorset, but fortunately found a pub with rooms and dinner on the way. Another hilarious high-speed drive back to Norfolk followed the next morning, then I mounted my faithful Morini and headed back west to Peterborough, home and bed.
 
I met up with Tony a week later to ‘fake’ some pictures for the Classic Bike feature, then we lost touch. I saw him race the Triking a few times at tarmac hill climbs, although we never really spoke again. But when I read his obituary in October 2013, I still felt a sense of loss.
Middle-aged hooligan, inventor, engineer and so much more.
 
Perhaps the most fitting tribute to him was Morgan relaunching its own three-wheeled ‘cyclecar’, complete with a ‘not a Harley-Davidson’ motorcycle engine from S&S Performance. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!
Richard Simpson
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So now over to our Club President Robin Moore

Alvis and the other lady in my life, Part 5
Our own involvement in the Golden Jubilee event added an additional 500 miles to the 2,000 mile tour, as we of course had to drive to London for the start and return home from the Midlands at the end. And so it was that we set forth from Camelford the day before in order to stay with friends at Walton-on-Thames and be near the city and have an easy run to the start venue the following morning, – The National Science Museum in South Kensington. It was here that we first met up with the other Alvis crews, who like us were in it for the whole tour, the majority of whom we had never met before. It was a privilege to meet the legendary pre-war racing driver SCH (Sammy Davis) who was the start marshal and flagged us away when it was our turn to leave.
 
So we headed North on the first day, I think it fair to say that we felt truly excited in being part of this historic occasion,- a one off never to be repeated. It’s what memories are made of and lasting friendships made. The full story is too much to recount in an article such as this, so I’ll just highlight some of the anecdotal and amusing incidents that took place.I remember we were blessed with beautiful weather throughout, the only time we experienced any moisture for a very short while was in the Borders, which is quite usual in that area of Scotland. Many places of interest were detailed in our route instructions, which one was free to visit or not. It was all very flexible except for where special arrangements had been made, not that these were in any way compulsory.
 
I recall the first special gathering was the day we were scheduled to arrive in Keighley, Yorkshire, where the mayor had arranged a civic reception and we received a very warm welcome from the large crowd that turned out to greet us.
 
Marjorie and I in our Alvis Grey Lady entered Scotland at Canter Bar and made on towards Edinburgh. It was here that provision had been made for us to park together in a reserved area near Princess Street and in view of the Castle. We were scheduled to have a couple of hours here and savour its fabled thoroughfare and the wonderful municipal flower gardens. It was a memorable day for many reasons, and as we arrived and parked up, – and it was purely coincidental, a 21 gun salute was fired from the Castle in honour of the Queen’s Birthday.
 
I don’t recall how many of us were together at this stage , but about a couple of dozen or so Alvis arrived more or less together at the toll bridge to cross the Firth of Forth, and faced with the queue our chaps in the Speed 20 Alvis who were responsible for keeping everything running smoothly throughout the tour sprung into action and did a special deal with the man in the toll booth which allowed us all to cross in convoy without stopping,- a magic moment , never to be repeated,- a historical moment for sure.
RHTM to be continued
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And finally ………. I am currently reading the book by Roy Calley titled The World Water Speed Record. I used to think that motorsport could be dangerous enough until I read this, achieving great speeds on water is evidently much more dangerous, the lives lost are quite staggering. The name Campbell is synonymous with both land and water speed records, but I didn’t know that Malcolm Campbell (father of Donald) was an MCC member, in 1906 he entered the Lands End Trial and won a Gold award three years in a row. ( However, according to the MCC website the first L E was 1908, whatever ?) So this could be a case of throwing down the gauntlet to many a multiple Gold award winners and certainly those winners of Triple’s . Are there any members out there fancying their hand at becoming holders of both Land and Water speed records at the same time. To say you need deep pockets is an under statement, the money spent on winning these coveted trophies is eye watering Along with in many cases the shortened life expectancy.
 
I have had to rule myself out of ever joining this elite band, the housekeeping budget would need to be severely stretched, although I can’t complain too much regarding medals won (and stupidly lost) but it also brings to mind the happenings of events some 20 or more years ago when it was decided that three of us from LNCMC would enter a team in the Lands End Trial. A catchy name was dreamt up , “All Bent and “ . The other two members of the team being Warin Kelly and Joe Caudle, two Austin Sevens and a class 8 Torum. The kiss of death was firmly blown our way, I don’t think we ever managed to get all three cars to the actual start line, at one point I only made it to the end of my lane, Joe’s car developed an array of both mechanical and electrical faults , Warin from memory spent a considerable time doing battle with windscreen wipers in heavy rain to no avail, there was even talk of my car being exorcised, even that would have had to be carried out in the garage in case it didn’t turn up for the ceremony. And to be honest nothing has really changed. Hey ho.
All for this month J.T.
 
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